Charlie

he/him

dopplecross (uniqorn / hoodwink)

Charlie is polite, but keeps his distance.

He has a doppelgänger who, unusually, looks exactly identical to him, except that she's a girl and has a massive wang. The two of them form the vast bulk of each other's sexual interactions, with doppel Charlie generally playing rough and erster Charlie being absolutely fine with that.

He is never seen wearing a shirt or anything remotely resembling a shirt.